Tom Smith Hee-haw Field Earth
Hee-Haw Field Earth
Words: © 2000 by Tom Smith
Music: "Where Oh Where Are You Tonight? (PTHBBPT! You Was
Gone)" by Bix Reichner
You used to be Vinnie, Vinnie Barbarino.
You Greased up your hair, and sang "Summer Nights",
Saturday Night Fever made you a dancer,
And then from the public you dropped out of sight.
You did plastic bubbles, you looked at Who's Talking?
And for twenty years you did nothing of worth,
But Pulp Fiction, Face/Off, and Primary Colors
Revived you -- so you could make Battlefield Earth.
Where, oh, where are you tonight?
Why don't your agent call on the phone?
You searched the world over for profoundness and truth,
but
You met the "Hubbards" and PTHBBPT! You was gone.
