O-u (the Hound Song) Lyrics

Tom Lehrer O-u (the Hound Song)

I'm a very quiet hound.
I don't bark or run around.
I just lie here on the ground.
With my head upon this mound.

No one knows where I can be found.
If they knew, then they'd be bound.
To come and take me to the pound.
That's why I don't dare make a sound.