Todd Barry Aries
I was in a bar, a woman asked me what my sign was. I said, Aries. She's like Oh I know all about you, man. I know about the Aries. You're stubborn. No, I'm not that stubborn. You're crazy competitive into sports. I hate sports. You are a workaholic. Wow, you are way off on that one. Finally, she got frustrated. Well, you're probably not even an Aries then. Yeah, I was thinking about astrology, but more likely I don't know my own birthday. You are the dumbest woman alive. You are. Well, you want me to think about it, yeah you are. One more chance, yeah you are.