Tiny Tim Tiptoe To The Gas Pumps
Mr. Gasoline man, please give me some gasMy tank is
almost empty, so fill it fast
If you will just fill her up, I promise you this...
I'll put a tulip in your hair and blow you a kiss
Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me
Put a tiger in my tank, please don't delay
I've been waiting in endless lines since early
yesterday
So, Mr. Gasoline man, fill her to the brim
So I'll have enough gas to go through this line again
Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me
*Spoken*
Kids: Hey you big oil company's, us kids will like to
ask...
When we grow up and learn to drive, what will we use
for gas?
Tiny: Ha ha...So you say things are shaking up? But
only time will tell.
Why, I've got more oil in my hair than you've got in
your wells.
Hey there Mr. President, things are really tough.
Speaking for the people, I think we've had enough.
We're shipping food, but still no crude...I tell you
that's not right.
This flower child has gone hog-wild, I say it's time to
fight!
Let's tiptoe to the gas pump and fill her up
Give me all you got til I scream I've had enough
Everybody clap your hands and sing in harmony
Come tiptoe to the gas pump with me
*Spoken*
Gas Man: Yeah man, can I help you man?
Tiny: Yes, please. Will you consider taking a ukulele
in trade for a
gallon of gas?
Gas Man: No man.
Tiny: Well how bout a tulip?
Gas Man: I don't think so.
Tiny: Well, how about one of my brand new 45 RPM
records?
Gas Man: Wow man! Say, what's the name of it?
Come tiptoe to the gas pumps, tiptoe to the gas
pumps...
Come tiptoe to the gas pumps with me.
