Tim Wilson Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith... Johnson, Jr.
She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith...Johnson, Jr
I guess you could say Momma was a NASCAR fan
I was born in Talladega up in the stands
The fans all cheered the second I arrived
The loudspeaker said "The boy's born to drive!"
We didn't have money for a pacifier
So I sucked on the valve off a Goodyear tire...
A seven pound, eight ounce, son-of-the-south
Born with a taste for racing in my mouth
She named me Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith...Johnson, Jr
I got my first real stock-car when I was nine
An old one Momma bought off of Geoff Bodine
The Winston Cup people said "The boy's too young"...
'till I qualified second at Darlington
How in the world could a nine-year-old child
Hit 197 in a time trial?
The man said Momma ought to be ashamed...
"but by the way son, tell us what's your name"?
I told 'em Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith...Johnson, Jr
I got a "Toys-R-Us" sponsor and a new pit-crew
Daytona loves "Little 52"
The junior-high-school girls are all cheering for me
I'm out there intimidating "Number 3"
But I ain't got room on my cards, or my caps, or the helmet I'm driving with...
To write Dale Darrell Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvin Gordon Earnhardt Smith...Johnson, Jr
