Tiger Lillies Mummy Loved Me
I punched him in the face
I know that wasn’t nice
I trod on both his testicles
I know that wasn’t right
I slit his throat from ear to ear
I know that wasn’t good
If only mummy loved me
I’ve been misunderstood
I gouged out both his eyes
I know that that was rude
I urinated in his mouth
I know that that was crude
I juggled with his eyeballs
I know that wasn’t good
If only mummy loved me
I’ve been misunderstood
They sent me of to prison
I slit the warders throat
As he bled all over me how
I did gloat
The judge said
I was more evil than anyone or thing
If only mummy loved me
if she had not been mean
When I was in my swaddling clothes
she’d drink and drink and drink
My Father could have been
a hundred men who at me used to wink
If mummy hadn’t been
a drunk and been on the game
If only mummy loved me
I might now be sane
