Auntie Bert Lyrics

Throw Rag Auntie Bert

[Chorus:] well she's a dreamer she's an oyster she's hog wild auntie bert inbred and looking for a good ol' boy now auntie bert loves k-mart harleys horseshoes and swap meets honky tonk fights god bless false teeth she water skis lake elsinore wears knee-high moccasins loves speedway mud bogs tractor pulls more cowboys than her friends wears her hair like billy ray snorts crank and drinks coors light line dances naked with the tube at night [Chorus]