This Way To The Egress Kaputt
It's a big shit sandwich and we get to take a bite
We get to take a bite, we get to take a bite
It's a big shit sandwich, and we get to take a bite
We're not going hungry tonight
Being a musician isn't always fun
Sometimes it's a downright job (Mhm)
Most of my bills, they end up late
And I borrowed all my money from my mom (Exactly!)
I always tried to be a money-maker
So I married a rich lady I could bleach (Cha-ching!)
On her death bed, she told me where she hid all the cash
But with the poison, shе swallowed the key
It's a big shit sandwich and wе get to take a bite
We get to take a bite, we get to take a bite
It's a big shit sandwich, and we get to take a bite
We're not going hungry tonight
Some people work in factories
Some people work in stores
But I'm going down to a truck stop
To get myself a job as a whore (Hey baby!)
I quit drinking, tried to clean up my act
Kicked my floozy ways to the curb
Now I am stressed, my whole life is a mess
And I seem to spend my time polishing turds
It's a big shit sandwich and we get to take a bite
We get to take a bite, we get to take a bite
It's a big shit sandwich, and we get to take a bite
We're not going hungry tonight
Well, my boiler broke last winter, gave my family quite a frost
A simple screw-up fixed it, but I can't afford the cost
So I set my house on fire to fulfill our heating needs
On the plus side, now there's a few less mouths to feed
I can't afford to buy much gas
One cup won't get me very far
But that's alright, I do not need it
Because I also can't afford a car
It's a big shit sandwich and we get to take a bite
We get to take a bite, we get to take a bite
It's a big shit sandwich, and we get to take a bite
We're not going hungry tonight
It's a big shit sandwich and we get to take a bite
We get to take a bite, we get to take a bite
It's a big shit sandwich, and we get to take a bite
We're not going hungry tonight