Thirsty Merc Crystal Striker
Her name was Crystal Striker
But I can't give that away
This is a true story
Oh yes it is.
We made love
We used to hit the roof
Travel every where together
Oh yeah.
We had a motorcycle
Rode to the beach
Looked in to her eyes
Told her how I feel
Got a bite to eat
She tasted so beautiful
Waves crashing on the sand
Oh yeah.
Then one Thursday
She went and left me.
Bought a ticket for an aeroplane
Well somewhere, I dunno.
I think she's in Europe
I think she's in London
I don't know.