Thinking Plague How To Clean Squid
Pull tentacles firmly but slowly from body sac
Cut them crosswise, above eyes
Remove thin clear cartilage
From body sac
Leave body intact
Intestines should come out with tentacles
Hold body under cold running water
While peeling away spotted outer membrane
Turn body sac inside out
And rinse away any grit or tissue
Still attached
Under cold running water
Squid, who needs 'em?