That Dog He's Kissing Christian
He's kissing Christian and it's making him feel backwards
He's kissing Christian 'cause he's such a successful bachelor
He's kissing Christian and it's making my back hurt
He's kissing Christian and it's making you cry
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Come out, come out wherever you are
Come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, wherever you are
He's kissing Christian and he's taking it like a beating
He's kissing Christian and it's seeming like he's cheating
He's kissing Christian and it's keeping me from eating
He's kissing Christian and it's making you high
Come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Come out, come out, wherever you are
Come out, come out, come out
Come out, come out, wherever you are
He's kissing Christian
He's kissing Christian
He's kissing Christian and it's making you die
