Dear Penis Lyrics

I don't think I like you anymore

You used to watch me shave

Now all you do is stare at the floor

Ohh, dear penis

I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me

A paper towel and a dirty magazine

That's all we needed to be getting by

Now it seems things have changed

And I think that you're the one to blame

Dear penis

I don't think I like you anymore

He sings:

Dear Rodney

I don't think I like you anymore

'Cause when you get to drinking

You put me in places I've never been before

Dear Rodney

I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip

on our man to hand relationship

Come to terms truly how we feel

If we put out heads together

We just stay home forever

Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney

While you're shaving, shave my balls