Tenacious D Dear Penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, dear penis
I don't like you anymore
It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
He sings:
Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me in places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put out heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls