Cock Pushups Lyrics

Tenacious D Cock Pushups

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album,
when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you f..ckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N... no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm... how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah... I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all you need.