Sandvich Parody Lyrics

Team Fortress 2 Sandvich Parody

Engineer: Heavy... How do I make SANDVICH.
Heavy: All you have to do is add a cup of FLOUR! Add it to the MIX!

Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!

A bit of salt, just a PINCH!

Baking these treats is such a SINCH!

A teaspoon of BOLOGNA!

Add a little more, and you COUNT TO FOUR!

And you NEVER get your FILLA!

SANDVICH!

So moist and delicious...

SANDVICH!

I'm COMING FOR YOU!

SANDVICH!

Sandvich, Sandvich,

SANDVIIICH!

Scout: This did not just HAPPEN.