Tankard Commandments
Moral law! The drinker's guide
Was handed down by god
Sacred law for man to follow
Revere them as your own
Life's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rules
Refrain:
Thou shalt not waste and
thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer - Commandments
Thou shalt not puke cause
there's no excuse
Just drink your beer - Commandments
Mankind was long deprived
Of the rules encased in stone
Ten written the rest were lost
When will they be found?
Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!
Refrain
Solo: Axel, Andy
Rejoice I The time is now
Fulfill Your sacred vows
Pay need to the blessed stone
Respect the holy law
Life's too short to waste your brew
It's plain to see-obey the rules
Refrain
Solo: Axel, Andy
Repeat 1st verse
Laws misplaced for centuries
Where can they be? The brewery!
Refrain 2 times
