Taintstick Balls
Welcome, welcome to the show
Listen, as we tell you all you need to know
About chicks and fighting
And...and moto
But mostly, check out these balls!
Balls!
My big, fat, hairless balls! (BALLS!)
Your mouth, your mouth can't fit it all! (ALL!)
A tiger, a tiger goes roar! (ROAR!)
So if you're hot and your cookie's shaved
Taintstick is f..cking you all! Yeah!
[spoken]
That's right! Here I am, here we are! We're way better than you, 'cuz guess what? You suck! We're f..cking awesome! How does it feel to be awesome? I'm not telling you! 'Cuz you suck so bad, you don't deserve to know how f..ckin' awesome we are! We're amazingly awesome! I've got fire! In my balls and my eyes! My eyes and my balls are on fire! Everybody I know in the band is on fire! We're f..cking burning right now!
Oh, balls! Yeah
F..ck, I suck!