Cool Cat Party Lyrics

TJR Cool Cat Party

WELL THERE'S A LADY WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM ME
KEEPS HER TV ON TO LOUD 
AND AT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP
ALL THE CATS THEY DANCE AROUND 
WELL THEY REALLY MUST HAVE A ROCKING JOINT 
CAUSE' YOU CAN HEAR THEM SING ALONG 
THE MUSIC GOES ON ALL NIGHT LONG 
AND SOME TIMES STRAIGHT ON TILL DAWN

CHORUS 
AND IT'S A COOL - COOL CAT PARTY 
GOING OVER MY HEAD 

WELL THERE'S A BIG CAT THERE NAMED MONSTER MAN
AND HIS JOBS TO GREET THE GUESTS
HE CHASES ALL THE MICE AWAY
AND HE EATS UP ALL THE REST
WELL THERE'S A KITTY THERE NAMED SASSY 
AND SHE MAKES A KILLER SOUND 
YOU SHOULD HEAR HERE SCREAM LIKE A MEAN OLD QUEEN
WHEN SHE BLOWS THAT FUNK AROUND

WELL I FINALLY THREW MY BATHROBE ON,
AND I WENT AND RAN UPSTAIRS 
I SAID "HEY MONSTER, WOULD YOU LET ME IN" ? 
HE SAID " I CAN'T CAUSE' YOU'RE A SQUARE".
WELL YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT TWICE TO ME MAN
CAUSE I'M A TIJUANA DOG
SAW MY GUITAR - THREW THE DOOR AJAR, 
SAID "I KNEW IT ALL ALONG". 
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