TJR Cool Cat Party
WELL THERE'S A LADY WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS FROM ME KEEPS HER TV ON TO LOUD AND AT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOES TO SLEEP ALL THE CATS THEY DANCE AROUND WELL THEY REALLY MUST HAVE A ROCKING JOINT CAUSE' YOU CAN HEAR THEM SING ALONG THE MUSIC GOES ON ALL NIGHT LONG AND SOME TIMES STRAIGHT ON TILL DAWN CHORUS AND IT'S A COOL - COOL CAT PARTY GOING OVER MY HEAD WELL THERE'S A BIG CAT THERE NAMED MONSTER MAN AND HIS JOBS TO GREET THE GUESTS HE CHASES ALL THE MICE AWAY AND HE EATS UP ALL THE REST WELL THERE'S A KITTY THERE NAMED SASSY AND SHE MAKES A KILLER SOUND YOU SHOULD HEAR HERE SCREAM LIKE A MEAN OLD QUEEN WHEN SHE BLOWS THAT FUNK AROUND WELL I FINALLY THREW MY BATHROBE ON, AND I WENT AND RAN UPSTAIRS I SAID "HEY MONSTER, WOULD YOU LET ME IN" ? HE SAID " I CAN'T CAUSE' YOU'RE A SQUARE". WELL YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT TWICE TO ME MAN CAUSE I'M A TIJUANA DOG SAW MY GUITAR - THREW THE DOOR AJAR, SAID "I KNEW IT ALL ALONG". Copyright C 1997 by Timothy John Ramirez & Kathy Barrett