Surfaris Surfer Joe
Down in Doheny where the surfers all go
There's a big bleach blondie, named Surfer Joe
He's got a green surfboard and a Woody to match
And when he's ridin' the freeway's,
Man, is he hard to catch
Chorus:
Surfer Joe
Now, look at him go-o-o-o-o-o
Surfer, Surfer, Surfer Joe-o-o
Go man go-o-o
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, Surfer Joe
I saw him one day flyin' down the road
With tenty-six surfboards
And a hundred pound load
I knew where he was headin'
Tryin' to reach the playground
Of the surfer's, Doheny Beach
Repeat Chorus
He went down to Huntington Beach one week
For the annual surfer's convention meet
He was hangin' five and walkin' the nose
And when the meet was over
The trophy was Joe's
Repeat Chorus
Okay let's go!
-Instrumental-
Surfer Joe joined Uncle Sam's Marines today
They stationed him at Pendleton, not far away
They cut off his big blonde locks, I'm told
And when he went on maneuvers, Joe caught cold
Repeat Chorus
Now, no, that didn't stop him
Or keep him away
When the surf was up
He still had his day
They caught him at the trestle
Down by the sea
And now, poor Joe is doin' KP
Repeat Chorus
Ah, ah, oh - ah, ah, oh - ah, ah, oh
Poor Joe!
