Suburban Lawns Gidget Goes To Hell
Gidget gets a hand
Into daddy's pocket
Silver keys, shiny red sports car
Speed-shift, baby on PCH, yeah
She's not goin' to school - surfer's rule!
Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell!
Gidget shakes her ass cool
As she strolls across the beach
She's so good yeah
At teasing all the boys there
Their hopes are rising
While their chances are falling
Frustration
It's such a subtle torture
Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh
She's the center of attention
As she runs into the waves
Paddles way outside, yeah
Waiting for the big one
Bigger than she knows, yeah
Huge fin on the water
Flashing white teeth snap
Bloody bikini
Ohhh, Gidget goes to hell! Ohhh!