Album Name : Music For the Morons
Release Date : 1995-07-01
Song Duration : 2:36
Stoned Big Dent
Now what will it take
I just can?t seem to make a dent
Out on the freeway it?s not very cool
Rush-hour traffic when it rules
A few minor misdemeanors
But never a real felony
Filling the scoreboard, race the clock
Bringing it close, then just running outta luck
You better not call me nuts
Cause I will find out where you live
And it?s my prozack that doesn?t work
In my brown chevy nova I?m the biggest jerk
There?s nothing that gets me going
Like a geiser in an old wreck
doing 10 in a 25 zone
so if you see me you can kiss yourself goodbye
one huge dent is all I ask
I know I could make it last
I try hard to be a psycho like my ol? man
One big dent to fill my needs
I?ll cry, kick, beg and plead
It makes me feel real good about myself
Now where am I going wrong
I?m always trying my best but it leaves me on the dust
If you hear a muffler to the ground
You?ll know I?m on your tail
There is no second best
This time you will be back with the rest
I wanna go for a ride
In my beat up chevy nova pride
I wanna go for a drive
Oen last attempt to make everything alright