Stickshift Rocketship Rollercoaster
Take your sister by the hand,Gonna take her to the
magic land.
Gonna take her on the rides.
Gonna take her on the rides.
Gonna watch her get real loose.
Flying down the red caboose, she said,
She's on a roller coaster.
Gonna ride it with no hands.
She's on a roller coaster.
Don't wanna ever get off.
Gonna watch her loose her lunch,
When she sees the Brady Bunch ride.
Gonna buy her fifty tickets, yea!
She's on a roller coaster.
Gonna ride it with no hands.
She's on a roller coaster.
Don't wanna ever get off.
What would we do with an
Old fashioned girl?
With her hand on her
hips and a hand
in her hair?
Bathe her in rosemary,
Halos and holes
Where we made her,
And gave her a comb for her hair.
She's on a roller coaster.
Gonna ride it with no hands.
She's on a roller coaster.
Gotta buy her fifty tickets, yea!
Oh yea!
Oh yea.
