Stephen Sondheim Gossip
[CELESTE #1]
They say that George has another woman
[CELESTE #2]
I'm not surprised
[CELESTE #1]
They say that George only lives with tramps
[CELESTE #2]
I'm not surprised
[CELESTE #1]
They say he prowls through the streets
In his top hat after midnight
[CELESTE #2]
No!
[CELESTE #1]
And stands there staring up at the lamps
[CELESTE #2]
I'm not surprised
[CELESTE #1/CELESTE #2]
Artists are so crazy...
[OLD LADY]
Those girls are noisy
[NURSE]
Yes, madame
[OLD LADY]
That man is famous
[NURSE]
Yes, madame
[OLD LADY]
That man is filthy
[NURSE]
Your son seems to find him interesting
[OLD LADY]
That man's deluded
[CELESTE #1/CELESTE #2]
Artists are so crazy
[OLD LADY/NURSE]
Artists are so peculiar
[CELESTE #1]
Slouching...
[BOATMAN]
Overprivileged woman
Complaining
Silly little simpering
Shopgirls
Condescending artists
"Observing;"
"Perceiving"...
Well, screw them!
[ENSEMBLE]
Artists are so
[CELESTE #2]
Crazy
[CELESTE #1]
Secretive
[BOATMAN]
High and mighty
[NURSE]
Interesting
[OLD LADY]
Unfeeling
