Squirtgun Mary Ann
You were my only friend
But you broke my heart again
When you didn't jump through the TV screen
I don't know if this love is right
But I dream of you each night
And I hope it's not as crazy as it seems
Left on a desert isle
How I long to see your smile
When you gleam at me from the tube
Ginger's hot but not too bright
If I had you I'd be alright
But I'm sitting on this couch like a fool
You keep running away
About a half an hour each day
You're my favorite castaway
