Squirrel Nut Zippers Hell
In the afterlife
You'll be headed for the serious strife
Now you make a scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones born aground
And made into cakes which are passed around
Beauty, Talent, Fame, Money, Refinement
Top skill and braaaain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side
Now the D and the A and the M and the N
And the A and the T and the ION
Lose your face
Lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flaaame
D and the A and the M and the N
And the A and the T and the ION
Lose your face
Lose your name
Then get fitted for suit of FLLLAAAAAME!!!
