Spudmonsters Garbage Day
Tomorrow it’s garbage day
It smells pretty ripe around here
Somebody better take out the trash
Before it stinks up this whole place
Take out the trash!
No matter what!
Coffee grounds, cigarette butts
Orange peels, coconuts
Fuzzy grapes, cans of beans
Poison sprays, Vaseline
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It’s garbage night!
It’s that time of the week again
Look at all the piles of rubbish
You’re piling up around here
I’m certainly not taking out!
Take out the trash!
No matter what!
Eggshells rotting in the air
Moldy bread, the clumps of hair
Stepped in dog shit, candied yams
Chips, dips, rotten spam
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It’s garbage night!
And so it’s garbage night
Cruising down the freeway
With a carload full of garbage
Fast-food wrappers, beer cans
Remember folks, it’s your city too!
Take out the trash!
No matter what!
Moldy tubesteaks, monthly bills
Science projects, pots of swill
Growing beer cans, bloody rags
Who’s gonna take these garbage bags?
In the freezing cold
In the dead of night
Nothing else matters
It’s garbage night!
