Spm Hotel Lady (Skit)
[people talking in background:]
[laughing:]
[phone rings:]
[South Park Mexican:]
Hold up dawg.
That's the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is.
Dope House.
[Woman on phone:]
Hello? This is the front desk & it's way past your checkout time.
[South Park Mexican:]
What? Hold on, is this really the front desk?
[Woman:]
Yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or pay another day.
[South Park Mexican:]
Man, that is amazing. I didn't know a front desk could talk.
[people in room laughing:]
[South Park Mexican:]
I tell you what. I'm a go downstairs & if the front desk starts talkin' to me I will leave that second, I promise.
[Woman:]
Sir, I will call the police if you don't leave.
[South Park Mexican:]
What you mean? Your a front desk that has hands too? Damn! That's amazin'!
[Man in room:]
Tell 'em for them too make us breakfast then!
[Woman on phone:]
Sir, we're not playing.
