Spirit Of The West Our Ambassador
(Kelly/Mann) Our super-hero in a maple-leaf cape Was locked in the trunk of a car and he escaped He's a Moosehead muppet on an ex-pat kick Got a valid passport and he's proud of it Prairie boy-wonder why are you spittin' corn In the Yankee's eye? Aways-away and gone awry On a Wichita Monday night And I do abhor Our Ambassador You can't ignore Him Our emissary's cause for concern And a good old-fashioned lynching is all he's earned For his country, his flag, his love of the land He drank half of Kansas for the band Prairie boy-wonder why Are you the laughing-stock in the Yankee's eye? Aways-away and gone awry On a Wichita Monday night