Spike Jones It Never Rains In Sunny California
There are some things that never will happen, and you
know I'm right
Like Little Abner getting married, and Dick Tracy
losing a fight.
And out in Hollywood there's one thing on which you can
bank every time,
For it never, never happens, so you can bet your last
dime
That IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, How true, how
true, how true;
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, but what a lot of
dew!
The sun keeps shining all the time, it shines where
e'er you float,
And the scenery is so lovely to see if you own a glass
bottom boat.
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, the sun shines
all the time.
(Sneeze) It dever raids id Suddy Califordia (Wheeze)
(Spoken) Of course dot, How perfectly obserd (Sneeze)
It dever raids id suddy Califordia (Hack)
The Chaber of Cobberse (Breath) give you their word.
(Cough) The liquid sud keeps pourin down, It's so hard
to explaid.
If you're not a Califordian (Sniff) you'd swear that it
was raid.
But it dever raids in suddy Califordia (Wheeze)
I heard some people say (Huff) that it dever raids in
Suddy California
(Spoken) As they swab past be out in the Valley the
other day.
Why, id my back yard I had a garden, growing fresh ad
green.
I looked out there this morning (Uh) saw a submarine!
But it dever raids in Suddy Califordia.
IT'S A CLOUDBURST all the -- uh uh uh (Sneeze hack)
time.
(the printed sheet music adds this middle verse:)
IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA, the travel folders
say.
And still I think it's only fair to warn ya, the skies
are sometimes gray.
You never see a sidewalk damp or anything like mud,
'Cause anytime you look around, the place is one big
flood;
But IT NEVER RAINS IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA,
There is sunshine all the time.
