Specials Stupid Marriage
Court in session. What do you mean 'Oy oy oy'? Must
have court in session.
Order. My name is Judge Roughneck, and I will not
tolerate any disobedience in my courtroom.
Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me and
charged with smashing this woman's window.
Before I sentence you, what have you got to say in your
defense?
I was walking down the street one night
When I saw her silhouette in her bathroom light
Her way of life may be nothing to hide
With her frosted glass shattered, curtains open wide
Naked woman, naked man,
Where did you get that nice sun tan?
You live in a castle built of sand
Naked woman, naked man
Naked from your bath, you go naked to your bed
And I can't stop the hatred running through my head
Silence in court. Order. Rude boy, you have led me to
believe that you was going out with a girl,
and she left you and married someone else.
So you got drunk, and smashed up your ex-girlfriend's
property.
I have come to one conclusion, that is to sentence you
to five months in prison.
Before they take you down to the cells, what have you
got to say for yourself?
He wanted to be something but she knows he never will
She's got him where she wanted and forgot to take her
pill
And he thinks that she'll be happy when she's hanging
out the nappies
If that's a happy marriage I'd prefer to be unhappy
Married woman, married man
Where did you get that family plan?
Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram
Where did you get that lovely lamb?
Naked woman, naked man,
where did you get that nice sun tan? Order in my
courtroom
Naked woman, naked man,
where did you get that nice sun tan? Hush up
Naked woman, naked man,
where did you get that nice sun tan? Take him away
