Spazz Rin Tin Finn
Lassie's f..cked
That collie is toast
Time for a benji hot dog roast
Boomer's next, entombed like the rest
Spuds Mackenzine's balls put to the test
Marmaduke made him puke
He's gonna waste that malamute
From the emerald state this canine's great
He'll always win
Rin Tin Finn