Space Diary Of A Wimp
You thought you looked so cool in that Wonderbra
Oh I hate that new man in your life
Find out that hes a car mechanic
and I know for a fact that he screws around
Sent you a hundred letters in one day
I bet your friends had a good laugh at them
Stood there before you all puppy eyed
Its my curse for falling in love
Believe me
Believe me
you've gotta believe me
Cos I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
On Friday
Followed you back to his den of sin
Should be me in there not him
On Saturday
He took you to see 4 Weddings and a Funeral
If you marry him then hes dug his own grave
Believe me
Believe me
you've gotta believe me
Cos I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
On Sunday
Went to church for the first time today
I'm an atheist who needs to pray
On Monday
Lord if you don't want me to kill a man
Give back my angel to me
Believe me
Believe me
you've gotta believe me
Cos I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
I'm crying like a wimp over you
Oh I'm crying like a wimp
