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Kyle's Mom's A Bitch Lyrics


South Park Kyle's Mom's A Bitch

[Eric Cartman]
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!

[Eric Cartman, spoken]
Come on! You all know the words!

[Eric Cartman, kids]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

[Eric Cartman]
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Whoa!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

(Chinese)
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi

(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier

(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was

(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana

[Eric Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big fat f..cking bitch
Big ol' fat f..cking bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, chaaaa


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