Sounds Like Chicken A Current Affair
I saw Shane Warne pick his noseNow it's on the back page
of the Sun
I saw Shane Warne pick his nose
He rolled it up and bowled my brother out
I saw John Howard kiss his wife
Gave her a big smack on the lips
I saw John Howard kiss his wife
Our leader needs no privacy
I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge
Big, big story on the nightly news
I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge
More attention then some starving kids
And the moral of the story is the media sucks!
