Son Of Dork Eddie's Song
Eddie kick started his career
One Summertime in May
A shitty band with friends from school
But only he could really play
The moment that he took the stage
The fans were blown away
I always knew that he'd go far
I'm glad I lived to see the day
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know
Shames he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he had a different girl
After every show
But he's always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know
At 3a.m, it's getting late
The after party's closed
But everybody follows Eddie
They just won't leave him alone
Calls seven girls to his hotel room
Takes off all their clothes
Some people say he had it easy
But that is just the way it goes
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know
Shames he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he had a different girl
After every show
But he's always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know
He's in deep and there's a reason
He's all alone and he can't change
Like the season's
They come and they go
To all the kids who don't look
Like your Mum and Dad
Don't freak out, don't you let
It make you mad
As long as they both love you then
You should be glad
Just think about the little problem
Eddie had
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know
Shames he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he had a different girl
After every show
But he's always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
Doesn't know
Shames he'll never be around to
See them grow
Said he had a different girl
After every show
But he's always way too gone
To remember though
So Eddie doesn't know
