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Metal Mom Lyrics


Smosh Metal Mom


I'm the most
Bad-ass mom
You've ever seen
If you
Look at me funny
I'll rip
Out your spleen
I'll crush
Your face in my hands and
Turn it into snow
Then I'll make you do
Chores at my house and
Shovel up the dough

OH!

All right!
Let's open up this motherfuckin' pit!
GO!

BOOWAA!

I am
Ian's mom
My son's the dumbest
I am
Ian's mom
My son's a pussy

YO!



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