Smiths Shoplifters Of The World Unite
Learn to love meAssemble the waysNow, today, tomorrow and alwaysMy only weakness is a list of crimeMy only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind Oh, shoplifters of the worldUnite and take overShoplifters of the worldHand it overHand it overHand it over Learn to love meAnd assemble the waysNow, today, tomorrow, and alwaysMy only weakness is a listed crimeBut last night the plans of a future warWas all I saw on Channel Four Shoplifters of the worldUnite and take overShoplifters of the worldHand it overHand it overHand it over A heartless hand on my shoulderA push - and it's overAlabaster crashes down(Six months is a long time)Tried living in the real worldInstead of a shellBut before I began ...I was bored before I even began Shoplifters of the worldUnite and take overShoplifters of the worldUnite and take overShoplifters of the worldUnite and take overShoplifters of the worldTake over