Slapstick What I Learned
Do you want to know what I learned at school today
Don't open your mouth
Don't open your mind
Don't open your heart to any girl who wants to come inside
Look out for yourself
Just don't be yourself
Won't you try to look and act like everyone else
No I didn't like school today
Do you wanna know what I learned at work today
How to be a racist
How to be a sexist
How to be unfair towards your fellow man and accept this
How to know right from wrong
And use your conscience
And still manage to get confused in the process
No I didn't like work today
I don't believe in anything no I don't believe in anything
No I don't believe in anything no I don't believe in anything at all
