Slapshot Gilligan
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship
The mate with the mighty sailor man
A skipper brave and sure
But passengers that sail the day
A three hour tour, a three hour tour
The weather started getting rough
The tiny ship was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost
The ship ran ashore of this uncharted isle
With Gilligan, the skipper too
The millionaire and his wife
The movie star, professor and Mary-Anne
Here on Gilligan's Isle