Slapshot f..ck New York
Start spreading the news, because it's in your face
I guess if you like the smell of piss, it's the perfect place
The city that never sleeps, is the city I wish would die
But two planes later and you're still there, keep looking at the sky
Fuck the Yankees
Fuck the Mets
Fuck the Jets - f..ck New York!
Fuck Giuliani
Fuck Woody Allen
Fuck CBGB's - f..ck New York!
Fuck Seinfeld
Fuck Famous Rays
Fuck Times Square - f..ck New York!
Fuck the Upper West Side
Fuck the Lower East Side
Fuck Broadway - f..ck New York!
Turn on my TV and New York is everywhere
This city filled with shit, it is poisoning the air
Dirty scumbags begging change and litter in the street
The smell of trash, roasted nuts and homeless in the heat
Fuck Central Park
Fuck the port authority
Fuck Grand Central - f..ck New York!
Fuck Soho
Fuck Wall Street
Fuck Battery Park - f..ck New York!
Fuck the Giants
Fuck the Rangers
Fuck Madison Square - f..ck New York!
Fuck Spanish Harlem
Fuck the U.N.
Fuck Greenwich Village - f..ck New York!
Fuck the Brooklyn Bridge
Fuck the Holland Tunnel
Fuck the FDR Drive - f..ck New York!
Fuck the Empire State
Fuck the Chrysler
Fuck Joe Torre - f..ck New York!
Fuck Radio City
Fuck Lincoln Center
Fuck St. Patrick's - f..ck New York!
Fuck Hell's Kitchen
Fuck NYU
Fuck Washington Square - f..ck New York!
Fuck Park Avenue
Fuck MTV
Fuck Madison Ave - f..ck New York!
Fuck Edward Koch
Fuck Andy Warhol
Sex In The City - f..ck New York!
Fuck Staten Island
Fuck Queens
Fuck the Bronx Zoo
Go f..ck Brooklyn
And while we're at it, f..ck Long Island too!
