Slackers Married Girl
She called me up on the sly
She said "Please don't tell all your friends
Because they might tell my husband
And then you know I'll never see you...
You know he'll prob'ly try to beat you
And I'm sure he would beat me too
So I called you on the sly
Please don't ask cause you know why.
I won't lie and say I like the way you talk at me
It's more something like in the way you gawk at me
And so I'll see you at six-thirty"
You know I told her only trouble
Yeah, but that just made it double
More intriguing than the conversation
I said I'll meet you at the station
Still I couldn't help but think
As I drank my beer to meet her,
"What the hell'm I doin' here?
And what the hell'm I gonna say?"
Chorus:
...Married girl don't you wanna
smoke a little marijuana?
Take some time and have a drink
And think about what you're gonna do to me
And married girl ain't you worried,
If our love is kinda hurried
That you'll be left wanting more
In the time after your man has murdered me
Baby, when I saw you, I knew that I was a goner...
And all those things I meant to say, well,
I just forgot in our first kiss...
We threw your husband in that river
You know it made me kinda shiver
We sent flowers to his mother
All so we could see each other...
It lasted for about three weeks
And now we dont even speak
And so I'm sitting here alone
And I'm sitting on the phone...
Chorus
...That you'll be left wanting more
In the time after your man has murdered me...
