Skyhooks Funky And Gay
He's got a beard he's wearin' aftershave
And a diamond in his left ear lobe
You can see him at any place around town
Dancing under the strobe
A little raw silk and a few gold rings
Pop some amyl nitrate he'll do anything
His mother's proud of her eldest son (only)
Dad ain't too happy but he's no fun
How can I describe him what more can I say
I guess he's just funky Funky and Gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky so funky
Funky funky hey hey hey hey
He's got so many friends who need girls
When the action's running this hot
Drop in at the bar and then off to the spa
Oooh I almost forgot
Some tight white jeans and Italian boots
This guy is macho but he looks so cute
His sister's an actress (you know) she understands
But his brother don't care he's in a rock 'n roll band
How can I describe him what more can I say
I guess he's just funky Funky and Gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky so funky
Funky funky hey hey hey hey
He's got a good business selling this and that
The ladies think that he's got charm
And just for appearance he let's them be seen
Hanging on to his arm
Drinking Dom Perignon on opening night
And beer at the football
He's such a wonderful sight
He just had to do what he felt inside
Come out of the closet and take a ride
Get the picture what more can I say
Except he's just funky funky and gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky funky and gay
Funky funky so funky
Funky funky hey hey hey hey