Skumdum A Big Disgrace
I’m gonna tell you the story of a girl
That I met one night
I was down at the pub with my friends
When this beast came at me
She started rubbing her groin against my leg
And put her hands on my cock (damn!)
She whispered dirty words in my ear
And said “are you ready to rock?â€
I remember thinking
- who let you escape from the zoo?
[Chorus:]
Cause you’re a big disgrace
To the whole female gender
And I think you’re the opposite
Of soft, sweet and tender
You’re a big disgrace
To the whole human race
And I know there are monkeys
More civilized than you (mmhm)
I was down at the pub with my friends
A couple of weeks later
When this girl came at me again
Looking more drunk than ever
She started speaking with a breath so bad
I had to turn away from her
Instead of getting my obvious hint
She came even closer
