Simple Day Celebrity
When Tupac died everybody realized,
That you can’t be a gangster every day.
And everybody knows that Michael Jackson knows,
That you can’t go touching no 12 year olds.
No.
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Now remember the time when Owen Hart died,
He fell a thousand stories and it took his life,
And money was the cause of talking Demi Moore,
Into taking of her clothes when she hadn’t before
No!
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Hey! Hey! Peter Andre! (x3)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Peter Andre!
You’ll be ageing more than Sean Connery,
You’ll be acting worse than Pamela Lee
More creepy than the Adam’s family.
You’ll be just another Celebrity.
