Simon & Garfunkel Punky's Dilemma
			
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake 
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies, 
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style, 
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A., 
Casually glancing at his toupee. 
Wish I was an English muffin 
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. 
I'd ease myself down, 
Comin' up brown. 
I prefer boysenberry 
More than any ordinary jam. 
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan. 
Ah, South California. 
If I become a first lieutenant 
Would you put my photo on your piano? 
To Maryjane-- 
Best wishes, Martin. 
(Old Roger draft-dodger 
Leavin' by the basement door), 
Everybody knows what he's 
Tippy-toeing down there for