Shi Wade
One day I went to get Wade. But Wade was at the diner drinking beer. He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register. I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big. And I drink out of pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups! Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of. Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate. Not really, I'm just trying to copy David. But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley.