Conspiracy Theory Lyrics

Shannon Murray Conspiracy Theory

The aliens cameI paid them to take my brain
So I'd forget everything that we ever said
I guess I should have known
It wouldn't work out
'Cause they misunderstood the plan
And they ripped out my heart instead
Either way I wish you were here
'Cause you're so good at misery
And I'd love company
I would
Thanks to my plan
Oh so carefully planned
I can't feel anything

But I remember feeling everything
Now the CIA is slipping something into my tea
Or maybe all the stars have aligned evilly against me
Either way I wish you were here
'Cause you're so good at misery
And I'd love company
I would
My sewing machine, it can fix my jeans
But I know nothing will ever fix me
So I'll blame it all on the mercury in my head
Or on the TV screen putting off all of that bad energy
Either way I wish you were here
'Cause you're so good at misery
And I'd love company
I would