Shane Dawson Never Break Up With Taylor
Taylor, I think we need to talk
ABOUT WHAT
Maybe you and I should take a break
WHO IS SHE
Theres no one else I just need some space
f..ck YOU, I will make you pay
What
I'm gonna add you to my shit list
What list
I'll write a song about your baby d!ck
It's average
I'll cry and then I'll tweet a pic
Saying he cheated, then dumped me #TeamTayTay
Ohhh Ooh Oohh oohh Song about you will go number 1
And oooh oooh ooh oooh
Tween girls will sing baby d!ck, Baby d!ck
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
You got herpies herpies herpies
Just thank John Mayor
I f^cked Jake
I f^cked Joe
And I f^cked Zac Efron
Alledgedly
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
I see you've found
Yourself a new whore, whore
Good thing I brought my friend Chloroform
You will never ever ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured
And I'll have no mercy
Policemans are my biggest fans so they will never arresst me
You should never ever ever break up with Taylor
You got your @ss kicked @ss kicked @ss kicked
By a blond girl
You're such a p^ssy p^ssy p^ssy
I can't believe I f^cked you
I'm tired of these gay actor guys
It's time for some Kennedy
Alledgedly
You should never ever ever f^ck with Taylor
