Help Me (e.t. Spoof) Lyrics

Shane Dawson Help Me (e.t. Spoof)

Help me,
he-he-help me
I have a lot of boxes they are really heavy,
I am way too F*cking hot to do any housework
So I get into my car and drive to Home Depot,
you're standing outside,
so I yell Andalay and you hop into my ri-ide
Help me,
He-he-help me
My backyard needs mowing my front yard needs shaving
Are you hu-hu-hungry?
well you shouda brought your own food,
none of this is for you
I hired an Alien!
Cuz I'm a lazy American
He wanted fifty bucks
but I payed him in Captain Crunch
(Haha!)
I think you've had enough
"No seriously, you've had enough.You're starting to get fun."