Home Page »  S »  Sex Pistols
   

Friggin' In The Riggin' Lyrics


Sex Pistols Friggin' In The Riggin'


It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

[Chorus:]
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f..ck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his f..ckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

[Chorus]

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f..ckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

[Chorus]

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f..ck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

[Repeat Chorus to Fade]



shining a new light: how modern concert & studio lighting transforms music
Shining A New Light: How Modern Concert & Studio Lighting Transforms Music
Sasha Mednikova - 25 Jun 2025
ed sheeran drops “drive” for f1: the album with rock icons backing him
Ed Sheeran Drops “drive” For F1: The Album With Rock Icons Backing Him
Evren E. - 20 Jun 2025
will smith shares emotional on-stage moment with son jaden during father’s day concert
Will Smith Shares Emotional On-stage Moment With Son Jaden During Father’s Day Concert
Evren E. - 16 Jun 2025
mariah carey returns to the spotlight with daring new “type dangerous” music video
Mariah Carey Returns To The Spotlight With Daring New “type Dangerous” Music Video
Sasha Mednikova - 10 Jun 2025
the harmony of color and sound: american singers shaping contemporary art
The Harmony Of Color And Sound: American Singers Shaping Contemporary Art
Sasha Mednikova - 04 Jun 2025
Browse: