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First time was a prophylactic until the sedative kicked in
Ill never have sex again
I think I’m just too stoned
Well I believe I took a knee just to see if I was breathing
Ill never have sex again
I think I’m just too stoned

Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes
I date the reckless hos
I notify the Briggs and Myers when it’s technical
I speak in voodoo prose
Electrocuted toes
A little shot of blatant pop and watch your skin glow

Marketing poses bleeds ads from our noses
The utopian retard is pick pocketing fags in a park
Armed with a spear and full keg of beer
Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops
Hey yo put that blow up in your skull man
You’ll feel less alone with a white lady caressing your heart
Ride a pony in the snow sniff that polar bears toe
Man you’ll feel like a million f..cking bucks

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